Bite Me, I'm Coloring! Book

Brand: CVN Brands

  • Bite Me, I'm Coloring! Book
  • Bite Me, I'm Coloring! Book
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Bite Me, I'm Coloring! Book

Bite Me, I'm Coloring! Book

Brand: CVN Brands

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  • Safe Shopping GuaranteedSecure checkout, discreet billing.
  • Easy 30 Day ReturnsToy not fun enough? No worries.

People can color the hell out of this swear-word adult coloring book—and feel their stress disappear!With annoying exes, crappy coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever sh*t people are dealing with at home, sometimes all they need is to tell everyone to "BITE ME!" Now they can say it in color! People can find their inner calm with beautiful and intricate black-and-white art that also happens to feature their favorite profanities. From "People are the Worst" coloring pages to empowering "Winning at Life" coloring pages, they'll feel the "Zen" wash over them as they color in or outside the lines, however they damn well please.

So grab a marker, flip to a page, and go f*cking nuts!

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